A cask of wine works more miracles than a church full of saints.
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Alcohol preserves everything except secrets.
Anonymous
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
George Bernard Shaw
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A good drink makes the old young.
Proverb
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Bob Marley
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
Anonymous
Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.
The Simpsons
Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
William S. Burroughs
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat
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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems.
Dan Castellaneta
A good gulp of hot whisky at bedtime – it’s not very scientific, but it helps.
Alexander Fleming
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Draft beer, not people.
Anonymous
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
Seneca quotes
The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
Anonymous
No man is genuinely happy, married, who has to drink worse gin than he used to drink when he was single.
H. L. Mencken
A torchlight procession marching down your throat.
John L. O’Sullivan
A torchlight procession marching down your throat.
John L. O’Sullivan
Adam’s ale is the best brew.
Proverb
I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
Thomas Jackson
Alcohol is a very necessary article…It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
George Bernard Shaw
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.
Ovid
Alcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you just take the girl’s clothes off.
Raymond Chandler
No, Sir; there were people who died of dropsies, which they contracted in trying to get drunk.
Samuel Johnson
Come, come; good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used; exclaim no more against it.
William Shakespeare
He who drinks a little too much drinks much too much.
Proverb
The most terrible thing about materialism, even more terrible than its proneness to violence, is its boredom, from which sex, alcohol, drugs, all devices for putting out the accusing light of reason and suppressing the unrealizable aspirations of love, offer a prospect of deliverance.
Malcolm Muggeridge
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Dylan Thomas
Mona Lisa cocktail – two of them and you can’t get the silly grin off your face.
Anonymous
My friends should drink a dozen of Claret on my Tomb.
John Keats
No man also having drunk old wine straightway desireth new: for he saith, The old is better.
Bible
Our country has deliberately undertaken a great social and economic experiment, noble in motive and far-reaching in purpose.
Herbert Hoover
Selwyn Macgregor, the nicest boy who ever committed the sin of whisky.
Muriel Spark
The brewery is the best drugstore.
Proverb
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W.C. Fields