Alcohol quotes and sayings

A cask of wine works more miracles than a church full of saints.

Alcohol preserves everything except secrets.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
George Bernard Shaw

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A good drink makes the old young.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Bob Marley

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.
The Simpsons

Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
William S. Burroughs

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat
Alex Levin quotes

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems.
Dan Castellaneta

A good gulp of hot whisky at bedtime – it’s not very scientific, but it helps.
Alexander Fleming

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Draft beer, not people.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
Seneca quotes

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.

No man is genuinely happy, married, who has to drink worse gin than he used to drink when he was single.
H. L. Mencken

A torchlight procession marching down your throat.
John L. O’Sullivan

A torchlight procession marching down your throat.
John L. O’Sullivan

Adam’s ale is the best brew.

I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
Thomas Jackson

Alcohol is a very necessary article…It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
George Bernard Shaw

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.

Alcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you just take the girl’s clothes off.
Raymond Chandler

No, Sir; there were people who died of dropsies, which they contracted in trying to get drunk.
Samuel Johnson

Come, come; good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used; exclaim no more against it.
William Shakespeare

He who drinks a little too much drinks much too much.

The most terrible thing about materialism, even more terrible than its proneness to violence, is its boredom, from which sex, alcohol, drugs, all devices for putting out the accusing light of reason and suppressing the unrealizable aspirations of love, offer a prospect of deliverance.
Malcolm Muggeridge

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Dylan Thomas
Mona Lisa cocktail – two of them and you can’t get the silly grin off your face.

My friends should drink a dozen of Claret on my Tomb.
John Keats

No man also having drunk old wine straightway desireth new: for he saith, The old is better.

Our country has deliberately undertaken a great social and economic experiment, noble in motive and far-reaching in purpose.
Herbert Hoover

Selwyn Macgregor, the nicest boy who ever committed the sin of whisky.
Muriel Spark

The brewery is the best drugstore.

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W.C. Fields