Baby quotes and sayings

A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.
Carl Sandburg

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Mark Twain

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Ronald Knox

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
Deepak Chopra

More quotes

A new baby is like the beginning of all things-wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
Eda J. Le Shan

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
Charles Dickens

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing
Kin Hubbard

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Leo J. Burke

Infants do not cry without some legitimate cause.

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Ed Howe

This Baby is Your Blessing, I wish Happiness in every way, Good Luck God Bless, I say And Many Blessings and Wishes, To Welcome Baby Into Your Life Today.

A baby is sunshine and moonbeams and more brightening your world as never before.

When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
Marie Osmond

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
Mark Twain

God’s interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
Martin H. Fischer

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
Barbara Christine Seifert

Babies haven’t any hair; Old men’s heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave.
Samuel Hoffenstein

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn’t have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.
Georges Courteline

A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.
Milwaukee Journal

A sweet new blossom of humanity.

A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it.
Frank A. Clark

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
Elizabeth Stone

Babies are such a nice way to start people
Don Herold

When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they’re seeing angels.
Eileen Elias Freeman

Every baby needs a lap.
Henry Robin

People Express is clearly the archetypical deregulation success story and the most spectacular of my babies. It is the case that makes me the proudest.
Alfred Kahn

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
Winston Churchill

An ugly baby is a very nasty object – and the prettiest is frightful.
Queen Victoria

Every baby has turned into a ticking time bomb that can go off in your hand.

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.
Martin Fraquhar Tupper

I didn’t know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.”
Loretta Lynn

If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he’ll pick up a baseball in preference to the others.
Tris Speaker

If you were to open up a baby’s head – and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should – you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry

A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.

A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.

I can’t think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
Douglas Feaver

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Elinor Goulding Smith

Babies are always more trouble than you thought – and more wonderful.
Charles Osgood

Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I’ll go over to them and say, ‘What are you doing here, you’ve never worked a day in your life!’.
Stephen Wright

Other people’s babies – That’s my life! Mother to dozens, And nobody’s wife.
A. P. Herbert

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Bill Cosby

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting.

My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Stephen Wright

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld

There is no more sombre enemy of good art than the pram in the hall.
Cyril Connolly

These wretched babies don’t come until they are ready.
Queen Elizabeth II

We all of us wanted babies – but did we want children?
Eda J. Leshan

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.

A baby is born with the need to be love and never outgrows it.
Frank A. Clark

Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.
Charles R. Swindoll

Every new born baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.
Carl Sandburg