Birth control quotes and sayings

Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
Mark Twain

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
Chinese Proverb

A birth control pill for men, that’s fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
Anonymous

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Joan Rivers

More quotes

A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
Carole Tabron

Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Bob Rubin

The best contraceptive is the word no – repeated frequently.
Margaret Smith

Last week we passed a birth-control bill. Now we are trying to pass a law to put the people to bed an hour earlier.
Frank L. Gill

I do not think any reasonable person can doubt that in India, China and Japan, if the knowledge of birth control existed, the birthrate would fall very rapidly
Bertrand Russell

Learn from your parents mistakes — use birth control.
Anonymous

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Spike Milligan

We all worry about the population explosion, but we don’t worry about it at the right time.
Arthur Hoppe

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
Anonymous

Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
Roseanne

Whenever I hear of birth control, I always remember that I was the fifth.
Clarence Darrow

When modern woman discovered the orgasm, it was, combined with modern birth control, perhaps the biggest single nail in the coffin of male dominance.
Eva Figes

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.
Woody Allen

When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine.
H.G. Wells

For birth control, I rely on my personality.
Milt Abel

Those who in principle oppose birth control are either incapable of arithmetic or else in favor of war, pestilence and famine as permanent features of human life.
Bertrand Russell

I do not pretend that birth control is the only way in which population can be kept from increasing. There are others, which, one must suppose, opponents of birth control would prefer.
Bertrand Russell

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids.
Jill Bensley

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
Henry Louis Mencken

We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them.
Dora Winifred Black Russell

One year they wanted to make me poster boy – for birth control.
Rodney Dangerfield

We’re more effective than birth control pills.
Johnny Carson

I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny finally and ultimately sated… but enough about the pork.
Roseanne

Too many people use abortion as a form of birth control. And that’s very wrong. I could never, ever have an abortion.
Brooke Shields

I prefer the earlier birth control techniques, which ranged from the delicious (using honey as a spermicide) to the aerobic (jumping backward seven times after coitus).
A.J. JACOBS

It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.
Malcolm Potts