What a man enjoys about a woman’s clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them.
A bikini is not a bikini unless it can be pulled through a wedding ring.
I had no idea of the character. But the moment I was dressed, the clothes and the make-up made me feel the person he was. I began to know him, and by the time I walked onto the stage he was fully born.
The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back.
No man is esteemed for gay garments but by fools and women.
Sir Walter Raleigh
A rent in your clothes is a mishap, a stain on them is a vice.
Honore de Balzac
Men who pay their tailors never amount to anything, they never even become Cabinet ministers.
Honore de Balzac
Clothes are like a gloss that sets off everything; dresser were invented more to enhance physical advantages than to veil physical defects.
Honore de Balzac
We’re not doing outrageous fashion; I make sports clothes that are relatively conservative, clothes that everyone wears.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry, because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
I don’t wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.
I say, beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.
Henry David Thoreau
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say “when.”
P. G. Wodehouse
Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor, vast curiosity, good speech, good silence and nothing too much.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is not the style of clothes one wears, neither the kind of automobile one drives, nor the amount of money one has in the bank, that counts. These mean nothing. It is simply service that measures success.
George Washington Carver
Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothing.
You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.
I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
She wears her clothes as if they are thrown on with a pitchfork.
I don’t always wear underwear. When I’m in the heat, especially, I can’t wear it. Like, if I’m wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?
Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women’s clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.
I’m more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl.
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you’re boned, what’s left to create the illusion? Let ‘em wonder. I never believed in givin’ them too much of me.”
It is long accepted by the missionaries that morality is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing people wore.
I go to a better tailor than any of you and pay more for my clothes. The only difference is that you probably don’t sleep in yours.
Clarence Seward Darrow
The trouble with most Englishwomen is that they will dress as if they had been a mouse in a previous incarnation they do not want to attract attention.
Dame Edith Sitwell
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
His socks compelled one’s attention without losing one’s respect.
Those who make their dress a principal part of themselves, will, in general, become of no more value than their dress.
She just wore Enough for modesty – no more.
Tombs are the clothes of the dead; a grave is but a plain suit; a rich monument is an embroidered one.
People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.
Is anything worn beneath the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
How do you look when I’m sober?
Ring Lardner Jnr
All my clothes have stretch marks, darling.
The only man who really needs a tail coat is a man with a hole in his trousers.
A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or the bitch would upstage the witch, and the result would be havoc.
If you can’t get them to salute when they should salute and wear the clothes you tell them to wear, how are you going to get them to die for their country?
General George S. Patton
Then the little man wears a shocking bad hat.
Duke of York and Albany
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Where did you get that hat? Where did you get that tile?
Woollen clothing keeps the skin healthy.
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy, But not express’d in fancy; rich, not gaudy; For the apparel oft proclaims the man.
To a woman, the consciousness of being well-dressed gives a sense of tranquility which religion fails to bestow.
Helen Olcott Bell
Hats divide generally into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel.
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
‘Good heavens!’ said he, ‘if it be our clothes alone which fit us for society, how highly we should esteem those who make them.’
Marie Ebner von Eschenbach
Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in men’s clothes.
With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
Thou art the thing itself; unaccommodated man is no more but such a poor, bare, forked animal as thou art. Off, off, you lending! Come; unbutton here.