Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
Men should be like coffee, hot sweet and strong.
Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
Henry Ward Beecher
Coffee, which makes the politicians wise, And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
Jessi Lane Adams
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.
The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee and I will pay more for that ability than for any other under the sun.
John D. Rockefeller
I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy.
I like my coffee strong and my women weak.
Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack.
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
Coffee: Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.
Coffee and love are best when they are hot.
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can’t even see a difference.
Did you ever have the feeling that the world was an AC coffee pot and you were DC?
Alan Dean Foster
A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.
Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.
Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.
I could smell myself awake with that coffee.
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table – There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.
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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Remember, even if you don’t love coffee, coffee loves you.
Oh, well .. the coffee’s only ever as good as the water it is made with. And the froth on top is the frilly knicker on a cheap tart’s bum.
This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning.
Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
Cocaine is like really evil coffee.
The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.
Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.
Sweeney Todd Lundgren
Be a coffee-drinking individual – espresso yourself!
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Cafe society is as old as the hills. Starbucks and its imitators are the coffee face of the new man in a hurry.
Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.
In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.
I like my coffee strong, not lethal!
Ah! How sweet coffee tastes! Lovelier than a thousand kisses, sweeter far than muscatel wine! -”Coffee Cantata”.