Coffee quotes and sayings

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
Drew Sirtors

Men should be like coffee, hot sweet and strong.
Dutch Proverb

Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
Turkish Proverb

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.
Turkish Proverb

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
Dutch Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep.
Anonymous

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
Voyager

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
Flash Rosenberg

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.
Anonymous

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
Anonymous

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
Henry Ward Beecher

Coffee, which makes the politicians wise, And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
Alexander Pope

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Anonymous

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
Jessi Lane Adams

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
Eddie Izzard

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.
Anonymous

The ability to deal with people is as purchasable a commodity as sugar or coffee and I will pay more for that ability than for any other under the sun.
John D. Rockefeller

I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy.
Anonymous

I like my coffee strong and my women weak.
Alexander Pappas

Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
Alphonse Allais

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
Bob Irwin

Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack.
Herman Friele

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
David Letterman

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
Carly Simon

Coffee: Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord

Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.
Anonymous

Coffee and love are best when they are hot.
German Proverb

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
Stephanie Piro

I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can’t even see a difference.
Anonymous

Did you ever have the feeling that the world was an AC coffee pot and you were DC?
Alan Dean Foster

A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
Anonymous

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
Harry Mahtar

Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!
Anonymous

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.
Anonymous

Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.
Anonymous

Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.
Anonymous

I could smell myself awake with that coffee.
Jaesse Tyler

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table – There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.
Garrison Keillor

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Anonymous

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
Ronald Reagan

Remember, even if you don’t love coffee, coffee loves you.
lex Gottschalk

Oh, well .. the coffee’s only ever as good as the water it is made with. And the froth on top is the frilly knicker on a cheap tart’s bum.
Ian Anderson

This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning.
Anonymous

Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
Anonymous

Cocaine is like really evil coffee.
Courtney Love

The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.
Arabic saying

Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Bill Gates

You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.
Sweeney Todd Lundgren

Be a coffee-drinking individual – espresso yourself!
Anonymous

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
Mae West

If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.
David Letterman

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Anonymous

Cafe society is as old as the hills. Starbucks and its imitators are the coffee face of the new man in a hurry.
Ian Anderson

Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.
Anonymous

In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.
Jeff Bezos

I like my coffee strong, not lethal!
Mash

Ah! How sweet coffee tastes! Lovelier than a thousand kisses, sweeter far than muscatel wine! -”Coffee Cantata”.
J.S. Bach