I just love getting dirty.
Robin Wright Penn
Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure.
Charles Dudley Warner
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
George Bernard Shaw
Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the face of your soul unwashed?
Robert A. Cook
The only way I’d need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
The chancellor has a Macavity quality. He is not there when there is dirty work to be done.
If you think your bundle of dirty clothes too heavy, try picking up your neighbor’s.
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… It’s dirty.
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
Jump into the middle of things, get your hands dirty, fall flat on your face, and then reach for the stars.
Confrontation is not a dirty word. Sometimes it’s the best kind of journalism as long you don’t confront people just for the sake of a confrontation.
Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can’t run a state.
Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
The darn trouble with cleaning the house is it gets dirty the next day anyway, so skip a week if you have to. The children are the most important thing.
Our kids haven’t any airs about them. I don’t like posh kids who don’t like dirty dolls or expect a chauffeur every time they go out.
I’ve always thought that the stereotype of the dirty old man is really the creation of a dirty young man who wants the field to himself.
It’s tragic when people think feminism is a dirty word.
I can’t do the same thing every night, the same gestures… it’s like putting on dirty panties every day.
If you get the dirty end of the stick, sharpen it and turn it into a useful tool.
Life is a game with many rules but no referee. One learns how to play it more by watching it than by consulting any book, including the holy book. Small wonder, then, that so many play dirty, that so few win, that so many lose.
Worst of all, it is women who usually have to do, usually alone, all the dirty work of the kitchen and household, work that is unimportant, hard, tiresome, and soul-destroying
Women never look so well as when one comes in wet and dirty from hunting.
R S Surtees
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
He’s (Henson’s) not a player who is renowned for dirty play and you read things that if he’d apologized straight after the event then that would have been taken into account.
How anybody dresses is indicative of his self-concept. If students are dirty and ragged, it indicates they are not interested in tidying up their intellects either.
S I Hayakawa
I do not make no dirty movements…
If they play dirty, then you play dirty.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I’m thirsty, not dirty.
Joe E. Lewis
I love to utilize my celebrity status in a responsible and constructive and substantive manner. I like to get my hands dirty rather than a photo op.
The permissive society has been allowed to become a dirty phrase. A better phrase is the civilised society.
I’ve been on jobs where there’s that one actor who is just a miserable, miserable no-good, dirty bastard, and it just turns the whole process sour.
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.
Okie use’ta mean you was from Oklahoma. Now it means you’re a dirty son-of-a-bitch.Okie means you’re scum. Don’mean nothing itself, it’s the way they say it.
John Ernest Steinbeck
I don’t come to tournaments to make friends, to go to parties, to hold conversations. I come to be the best, and I’m not mean and cruel and dirty.
The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Rita Mae Brown
As I was snuggling back into my bed after getting up to use the bathroom, I breathed a little, “This must be like heaven.” I love my bed. I love the “ahh” that comes with getting warm and smelling fresh sheets. I also love how it feels to get clean when I’m dirty and eat when I’m hungry. So, I’m thinking that maybe we still get cold, and dirty, and hungry in heaven. And, that’s going to help me enjoy getting cold, and dirty, and hungry in earth or in this body just a little bit more.
I think I had a more European outlook about the body and sex. The body is in no way dirty, and sex is something beautiful to give to and share with a lover. It has nothing to do with promiscuity, because I only believe in being in love with one man at a time.
I love physical kinds of comedy and getting down and dirty and doing stunts. When I was growing up, I was always getting into fights with guys and usually punching out boys my age because I was a lot bigger and tougher. So I’m naturally accustomed to putting myself into the headspace of a girl who can take care of herself.
I know we’re not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don’t know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don’t care that we don’t.
I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
As a young boy, when you get splashed by a mud puddle on the way to school, you wonder if you should go home and change, but be late for school, or go to school the way you are; dirty and soaking wet. Well, while he tried to decide, I drove by and splashed him again.
Finish last in your league and they call you Idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you Doctor.
A nuclear weapon of some dimension, whether it’s actually a nuclear weapon, or a dirty bomb, or some kind of radiological device. Yes, I think it’s probably a near thing.