Coffee which makes the politician wise, And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
Alexander Pope
Bowen’s Beer Makes You Drunk.
Kingsley Amis
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
George Jean Nathan
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
G. K. Chesterton
I am willing to taste any drink once.
James Cabell
Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake and thine often infirmities.
Bible: I Timothy
There are only two times when I drink beer, when I’m alone and when I’m with someone else.
Anonymous
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
Dr. Robert Anthony
One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.
Brendan Behan
I think it must be so, for I have been drinking it for sixty-five years and I am not dead yet.
Voltaire
One more drink and I’d be under the host.
Dorothy Parker
Beware of the man who does not drink.
Proverb
Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.
Egyptian Proverb
One reason why I don’t drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.
Nancy Witcher Astor
Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it.
Spanish Proverb
This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don’t want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.
Ernest Hemingway
Gimme a viskey. Ginger ale on the side. And don’t be stingy, baby.
Greta Garbo
Eat and drink with your friends but do not trade with them.
Turkish Proverb
I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn’t pronounce it.
Anonymous
Instant coffee is just old beans that have been cremated.
Jennifer Saunders
Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babes, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts.
John Stuart Blackie
Good as drink is, it ends in thirst.
Irish Proverb
I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.
Robert Benchley
Our trouble is that we drink too much tea. I see in this the slow revenge of the Orient, which has diverted the Yellow River down our throats.
J. B. Priestley
If we eat any food, or drink any beverage, we must recite a blessing over them before and after.
Shmuel Y. Agnon
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.
Henny Youngman
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor.It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.
Irish Proverb
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Erma Bombeck
Sleep — the most beautiful experience in life — except drink.
W. C. Fields
An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
Alvan L. Barach
If someone asks for a soft drink at a party, we no longer think he is a wimp.
Edwina Currie
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
Bette Midler
Everybody should believe in something I believe I’ll have another drink.
Anonymous
A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
W.C. Fields
I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
W. C. Fields
Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation.
Benjamin Franklin
The infusion of a China plant sweetened with the pith of an Indian cane.
Joseph Addison
I would have drunk a lot of Pinot Grigio if I’d lost after leading 5-2 in the third.
Martina Navratilova
If You Drink, Don’t Drive. Don’t Even Putt!
Dean Martin
I drink to make other people interesting.
George Jean Nathan
If I dressed myself in fire, and built my house of snow, and made iron my food; and if I were to drink in all pain like water, and drive the entire earth before me.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
W. C. Fields
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Edward Abbey
Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases.
Chinese Proverbs
To be thirsty and to drink water is the perfection of sensuality rarely achieved. Sometimes you drink water; other times you are thirsty.
Jose Bergamin
I dare not drink before a gig because I’ll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan.
John Bonham
I envy people who drink at least they know what to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant
The Irish ignore anything they can’t drink or punch.
Proverb
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?
Jessica Biel
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.
Dean Martin
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson
I find the more I drink the more interesting others become.
Tom Ralphs
Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.
Wendy Morgan
I can’t drink whiskey like I used to back then, that’s for sure.
Sebastian Bach
I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Robert Downey Junior
I’m not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.
Wendy Morgan
Look here, Steward, if this is coffee, I want tea; but if this is tea, then I wish for coffee.
Anonymous
They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around.
Larry Brown
We drink VB, Victoria Bitter, which is way better.
Brody Armstrong