Coffee which makes the politician wise, And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
Bowen’s Beer Makes You Drunk.
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
George Jean Nathan
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
G. K. Chesterton
I am willing to taste any drink once.
Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake and thine often infirmities.
Bible: I Timothy
There are only two times when I drink beer, when I’m alone and when I’m with someone else.
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
Dr. Robert Anthony
One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.
I think it must be so, for I have been drinking it for sixty-five years and I am not dead yet.
One more drink and I’d be under the host.
Beware of the man who does not drink.
Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.
One reason why I don’t drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.
Nancy Witcher Astor
Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it.
This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don’t want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.
Gimme a viskey. Ginger ale on the side. And don’t be stingy, baby.
Eat and drink with your friends but do not trade with them.
I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn’t pronounce it.
Instant coffee is just old beans that have been cremated.
Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babes, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts.
John Stuart Blackie
Good as drink is, it ends in thirst.
I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.
Our trouble is that we drink too much tea. I see in this the slow revenge of the Orient, which has diverted the Yellow River down our throats.
J. B. Priestley
If we eat any food, or drink any beverage, we must recite a blessing over them before and after.
Shmuel Y. Agnon
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor.It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Sleep — the most beautiful experience in life — except drink.
W. C. Fields
An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
Alvan L. Barach
If someone asks for a soft drink at a party, we no longer think he is a wimp.
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.
Everybody should believe in something I believe I’ll have another drink.
A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink.
I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
W. C. Fields
Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation.
The infusion of a China plant sweetened with the pith of an Indian cane.
I would have drunk a lot of Pinot Grigio if I’d lost after leading 5-2 in the third.
If You Drink, Don’t Drive. Don’t Even Putt!
I drink to make other people interesting.
George Jean Nathan
If I dressed myself in fire, and built my house of snow, and made iron my food; and if I were to drink in all pain like water, and drive the entire earth before me.
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
W. C. Fields
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases.
To be thirsty and to drink water is the perfection of sensuality rarely achieved. Sometimes you drink water; other times you are thirsty.
I dare not drink before a gig because I’ll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan.
I envy people who drink at least they know what to blame everything on.
The Irish ignore anything they can’t drink or punch.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
I find the more I drink the more interesting others become.
Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we diet.
I can’t drink whiskey like I used to back then, that’s for sure.
I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Robert Downey Junior
I’m not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.
Look here, Steward, if this is coffee, I want tea; but if this is tea, then I wish for coffee.
They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around.
We drink VB, Victoria Bitter, which is way better.