Invitation quotes and sayings

When you invite people to think, you are inviting revolution.
Ivana Gabara

After all, what is your host’s purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they’d have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
P.J. O’Rourke

If you haven’t anything nice to say about anyone, come and sit by me.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”
Robin Williams

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.
William Feather

No party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.
Desiderius Erasmus

We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
Japanese Proverb

A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend.
Ward McAllister

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop.
W.H. Auden

Spend the afternoon. You can’t take it with you.
Annie Dillard

At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
Ann Landers

The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
Jules Renard

On with the dance! let joy be unconfined; No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet To chase the glowing hours with flying feet.
Lord Byron

Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, Love the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
Dorothy Parker

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
George Santayana

To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
Homer Simpson

There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Bill Watterson

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop to look around once in a while you could miss it.
From movie Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
Henry Fielding

The goal of all civilization, all religious thought, and all that sort of thing is simply to have a good time. But man gets so solemn over the process that he forgets the end.
Don Marquis

We are called to show utter commitment to the God who is revealed in Jesus and to all those to whom His invitation is addressed.
Rowan Williams

There is precious little hope to be got out of whatever keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever we cease work and become stargazers.
H.M. Tomlinson

To get the full value of joy You must have someone to divide it with.
Mark Twain

When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry

I’m not about to talk about what’s romantic in my life – I figure if you talk about it once – then that’s an open invitation for everyone to dig into your personal life even further.
James Van Der Beek

A wedding invitation is sent by people who have been saying, “Do we have to ask them?” to people whose first response is, “How much do you think we have to spend on them?”
Judith Martin

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
Jack Handey

The past is never there when you try to go back. It exists, but only in memory. To pretend otherwise is to invite a mess.
Chris Cobbs

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
People marry for a variety of reasons and with varying results. But to marry for love is to invite inevitable tragedy.
James Branch Cabell

It was not possible to film in California, because all the areas are heavily built up now. Coming to Cape Town is an invitation to step into the past and recreate Los Angeles of the 1930s.
Robert Towne

Socrates gave as his reason for declining an invitation to the court of Perdiccas, “I have no wish to go down to my grave with ignominy;” implying that he would accept no favor which he could not repay.
Marcus Aurelius

Come with me to the Casbah.
Charles Boyer